Standard Procedure

One pint. One goldfish. Standard procedure.

The kind of thing you’d swear you saw at 2am but nobody believes you the next morning. The contrast makes it. Deep black stout, creamy head settling at the top, and this bright little goldfish floating in complete serenity like he belongs there.

Wear it into the smoking area and somebody will point at it.

(Premium cotton tee, printed using high-quality direct-to-garment printing.)